The Poo Post

Yup, one of life's great mysteries from the dark side. On my last post, I wrote about crazy humans... well the best stories always involve poo. I have NO idea why, but that is so. My friend posted about her Hubby officer and the wacky humans that be, and it reminded me of just how wacky they became when my hubby worked valet and bellman.

My favorite was of an elderly man who had valet park his car and went in the Casino. A few moments later he comes running out and told my husband to get his car because he "Crapped his pants." When my hubby pulls the car around, the man hops in the back seat, rips his pants off, finds a new pair and says, "Okay you can repark this." and walks back inside leaving the poo pants in the car! My hubby and his co-workers are freaking out at this point and call security on "The Bio-Hazard". Then they flipped coins over who would enter the vehicle and get the registration to call the man to the front of the casino. His daughter came out as well and then they had an argument over why he didn't drive to her house around the corner and shower! His response, "I can't miss Bingo!"

Another good one: following a trail of poo through the casino, rounding the corner and seeing the gift shop cashier standing shocked looking at a giant pile. Then walking out the nearest door and seeing a man walking with light blue pants and a smear down his leg, while shaking it as he walks!

And alas... if you ever have one and you call for your underwear to be cleaned in a hotel, please be courteous: rinse it and put it in the ice bag or trash bag BEFORE handing it to the bellman; even if you hand it over with a hundo...they ain't gonna take it! Oh and answer the door with at least a towel, and No, hands over your boobies don't count as covered!

For your sanitary needs, take off the comforter as soon as you get to a hotel and call front desk IMMEDIATELY and ask for a clean one because this one is dirty, Trust Me!

Sorry I'm in a wierd mood. Hope no one is utterly disgusted or at least too disgusted that I could publicly post such things (add me to the wacky human list as well)!