"In northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.
On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out.
An arrest report says a 47-year-old man was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says he left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing."
These had me laughing in tears; I don't know why but they are just great! Thanks for the laughs, wacky human beings! You make it all worth while. =0)
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Merry Christmas 2019
5 years ago
6 comments:
Oh my gosh!! The subway one is the best!
Oh my gosh now why didn't I think of calling the po-po when the slot machine stole my money? Hehe! Now thats funny!
*Thanks for the b-room tips! I am totally changing the knobs. You know what I mean:)
Hey I should have done the slot machine one! THEY DID STEEL MY MONEY... honestly!!! I have a witness!!!!
Yup! These are pretty funny... I'm going to have to show these to my Officer Hubby when he gets home. I always get an earful of "wacky human beings" at the end of his shifts! I think my favorite is the slot machine one... COME ON!!!! :)
Courtney
Whoof... don't know what to say to all that except that I love how you can see the bright side in all the bizarre.
My wife showed me this section and I laughed. I deal with these kind of "special people" at work all the time. They are truly the spice of life. -Officer Hubby
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